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SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY...
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
invade my privacy
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3. Do you Smoke?
4. Do you Drink?
5. Do you take drugs?
6. Age you get mistaken for
7. Have Tattoos?
8. Want any tattoos?
9. Got any Piercings?
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20. What I hate most about myself
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22. What I want to be when I get older
23. My relationship with my sibling(s)
24. My relationship with my parent(s)
25. My idea of a perfect date
26. My biggest pet peeves
27. A description of the girl/boy I like
28. A description of the person I dislike the most
29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30. What I hate the most about work/school
31. What y last text message says
32. What words upset me the most
33. What words make me feel the best about myself
34. What I find attractive in women
35. What I find attractive in men
36. Where I would like to live
37. One of my insecurities
38. My childhood career choice
39. My favorite ice cream flavor
40. Who wish I could be
41. Where I want to be right now
42. The last thing I ate
43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44. A random fact about anything
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GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
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